I Should Make You Bleed.

"Touch me and you'll die. No cherry 'till you marry, baby child. Don't do it. Just don't. I'll make your life a living hell like a classic waifu and you won't be able to handle it. You really wo- don't. Don't do it boy, you'll regret it forever. I will mess up your life, don't make me cut you boy, there are so many knives in this kitchen. You know you want to but you can't. Because you know you'll get yourself hurt. You know. Trust me. You know. I swear to flip, I'll drop 2 cups of salt in this bowl and make you eat it 'till there's not an atom left. Don't cry either, or you'll have seconds. Garlic."
*Ignore Akira's random ranting, he does that a lot.*

Unfortunately Akira lost a bet with his boyfriend and now has to make breakfast for him in an apron for a week. (Which is okay, compared to what Akira was betting Satoshi to do instead. XD)